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Dose
of Dover
E
X T R A
Tuesday,
May 13, 2003:
D'oh! I hate
800-numbers...when they're not "800" numbers:
You knew this was gonna happen
when they ran out of "true" 800-numbers, too.
The number printed in this morning's Dose
of Dover was almost right.
Here's the story with the corrected
888-number:
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As long as I've got your attention,
I might as well throw some extra news your way . . .
stuff's that's broken since we prepared today's Dose of
Dover . . . . .
I've
been warning you about doing this and now, the President
of Columbia is my poster child, proving my point:
Didja see the story about Columbia President Alvaro Uribe
and his lost ATM card? He's obviously not a
Dover Disciple, otherwise the dope wouldn't have been
carrying around his PIN in his wallet--which he lost, but
the bad guys, found! Read
all about it here...
And
from the "it'll never happen department,"
here's another story of doom. The IRS hiring
third-party debt collectors! Blah,
blah, blah, blah...$76 billion in
uncollected taxes owed to the IRS so they're mumbling
about hiring third-party bottom-feeding debt collectors to
assist. Relax...it won't happen.
These low-lifes are already outta control trying to get
people to pay credit card and medical bills or old
student loans. Take a Valium and a deep breath...and
relax before you read the story.
Remember,
anytime you don't receive your Dose of Dover:
You can always find it posted on-line
in the Dose
of Dover archive. [Apparently
the anti-spam "cops" are flexing their muscles
over at AOL again...]
One
last reminder...Be resourceful and share the wealth!
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