"Most
folks are as happy as they
make up their minds to
be."
-
Abraham Lincoln
Happy Veteran's Day!
Thank God our government continues to show our
nation's veterans a proper level of respect (at
least in this arena, anyway), leaving this special
day of recognition alone and intact and on the
same date every year. It's amazing lawmakers
haven't caved in to the "let's get a 3-day
weekend outta this holiday" pressures by now.
So with that said-thanks to all of the men and
women and their families who have sacrificed on so
many levels throughout our nation's history. And
special prayers go out to all current military
personnel (and their families, of course) as the
daily headlines remind us how unstable and
dangerous a place the world continues to be.
Don't forget:
Post offices, banks and
federal/state offices are closed today.

(Ohmmmm. Ohmmmm: Close your eyes
and visualize what you're unwittingly doing every
single day in your bathroom.)
Grab your toothbrush, dip it in your toilet to get
it wet...and then brush your teeth with it. You
really doing this, and don't even know it! Gimme
a kiss and then read this before you commence your
daily grooming routine.....
Want 5 tips that'll decrease the germs in your
world?
Forget
buying one of those orange "hazardous
materials" suits for Christmas and take these
simple steps.....

Kill Bill? How about Kill Bambi!?!
At least that's what over 1.5 million Americans
(and their insurance companies) say every single
year:
Those
gentle little deer ring up over $1.1 billion
worth of damages
every year...here's
how they're doin' it...
And
if you'd like to wet your pants (assuming the
speakers on your computer work), you've got
to listen to this classic "911" call
from a guy that hit a deer and is trapped in a
phone booth. It's for mature audiences, and it's hilarious.....

Did you cash in
on those low interest rates and re-financed your
house this year? You might owe the IRS more dough
next April as a result! I
warned you about this a year ago; with interest
rates holding at record low-levels over the last
12 months, many of you took advantage and cashed
in-but the end result could be a higher tax bill
about 5 months from now. Here's
why.
Wanna simple way
to lower your taxes? Move!
It's the newest weapon being
wielded against our buddies at the IRS-and it's
even legal. Before
you pack your bags, read more here.
Speaking of the
Internal Revenue Service, don't even think about trying
to make a deal with 'em on your own!
Lousy advice could not only
cost you dearly, it could really jack up your
total tax bill eventually owed...late fees,
interest and/or fines can jump to levels that'll
make you think about learning Spanish and heading
south of the border. If you've got some
tax-related challenges, now's the time to tie down
those loose-ends on your terms and get a deal
worked out before it's too late. Non-filers...innocent
spouses...941 (payroll taxes) for the
entrepreneurs amongst us: Know
all your options and learn why hiring an Enrolled
Agent probably makes the most sense.

The
2003 shopping season has already started.
Wanna avoid being victimized at your local mall?
Of course I show you how to
keep your dough away from the bad guys...as well
as where to find some incredible deals on jewelry,
high-end watches, electronics and more.
Here
you go...

(Are you in the majority?) Wanna know
why 58% of those planning December travel have
already made their plans?
According
to this article from The
Wall Street Journal, this
year's calendar is a major factor. Huh?
Read on, thou procrastinating one.....
Think you'll be
staying in a hotel room anytime in-oh I dunno-your
future? Then
you'd better familiarize yourself with the new
rules of the cancellation game...or risk getting
stung with some major financial penalties.
You'd
better get off your rear and start making
travel plans for the Thanksgiving holidays
now! (Especially since it's just 16
days away...and Christmas is now only 44
days off!): Get
more bang for your turkey buck by getting Thanksgiving
and Christmas-time travel planning
handled now. Check out Ben's
reliable, no-brainer choice for consistently
affordable and competitively priced hotel room
or condo deals: www.hotels.com.

Got heart problems? Not to worry! Liquid
Drano's coming soon to a needle near you:
Worried
about all of those years of fried
foods and other
nutritional crap? Or maybe you're simply cursed
with high cholesterol...there's
good news on the medical horizon.....

Speaking
of heart problems, DON'T get
suckered by those radio-commercial claims
from car leasing companies out to hooked
you and then wear you down and beat you into
an emotional (and maybe financial) pulp!
Check out Ben's free Smart
Car Seminar automotive acquisition tips right
here!
This
is a no-brainer, and they're the first and last
automobile leasing company you'll ever need to
deal with, no matter where you
live...Benjamin Dover-endorsed Manufacturers
Auto Leasing! They
have loyal clients across the entire state of
Texas and around the nation. Why?
Because they'll take care of
you better than anyone else out there!
By
the way: If
you're facing one of those upside-down scenarios
(car business term meaning you're financially
buried), or maybe you simply want to bail on
your current vehicle and need someone to get
creative on your behalf, Manufacturers
Auto Leasing is
the best in the business.
Period.

NostraDover Strikes
Again, Part I-Here's more proof supporting my
early explanations about the increasingly
maddening challenge of getting customer service
assistance from someone who actually
understands
English:
Oh
sure...they might be able to "speak" it,
but if you've been tortured trying to get some
help over the phone from AOL or your credit card
company, I
told you why months ago. Here's
further evidence of an unsettling labor trend
that's only gonna get worse.....
By the way, AOL
subscribers: They're
not just tapping into the Middle
Eastern labor pools anymore.
I had the unfortunate experience of seeking some
on-guidance from AOL last week. The person
on the other side of the screen? Located in the
Philippines. No, I didn't even talk to him-but he
"typed" liked someone from outside U.S.
borders. What a pain...and of course they never did
fix the problem.....

NostraDover Strikes
Again, Part II-It's nice to see Washington's
lawmakers finally waking up to the ridiculous
laxity in the personal credit information world: They're
a step closer to tightening up the credit
reporting rules-from e-mailing credit reports, to
required "black outs" of credit card
numbers on receipts, to even restricting the
sharing of our personal information between
companies. Hmmmmm...we'll
see how the final laws shake out, but for now,
read this update.

Quit obsessing on
your Thanksgiving plans long enough to focus
on something you can really feast on...like
declining interest rates!
(What...you didn't think I'd miss a chance to for
a shameless plug of the best mortgage company
in the country, didja?) C'mon...mortgage
rates are holding steady (and low) this week, so do
something financially-positive for 2004!
Take the Dover-proven
route to stress-free finance, and take advantage
while interest rates are STILL at incredibly-low
levels! Ben's
no-brainer choice for any/all of your mortgage
needs? Easy...do
it all on-line
or on the phone with the
official mortgage company of www.benjamindover.com
and your first (and only)
stop: W.R.
Starkey Mortgage.
It's
easy to get educated about the process
first...and the price is right!
(Free!)
Everything you need to know can be found
on-line; get your own copy of Bens'
2003 Home Buyer's Guide by clicking here.

Gonna
take pictures this holiday season? Here's
why some people look they've got "666"
on their scalps with a bad case of red-eyes:
The red-eye effect, which
can spoil an otherwise good photograph, is
caused when the camera's flash reflects off
blood vessels in the back of a subject's
retinas, resulting in the appearance of glowing
red eyes. You can sometimes prevent red-eye when
shooting the picture. Some cameras have settings
to reduce red-eye, usually by firing the flash
twice. The first flash is meant to cause the
subject's pupils to contract so that less of the
retina is visible when the flash goes off the
second time. Read
about the assorted solutions for this devilish
photographic effect from The New York Times.....

Can you hear me now?
AT&T gets popped with a $780,000 "Do Not
Call List" violation fine! Yea...they're
the first to get slapped by the feds...we can only
hope they actually enforce it, and slap the
thousands of other tele-pests that continue to
annoy us. Read
more about AT&T's slap on the hand.....

It's an on-line
counterfeit explosion of gargantuan
proportions...and it's affecting your local
neighborhood grocery store: Read
why nothing's sacred and everything's fair game to
the scammers of the world.....

Thanksgiving,
Hanukah, Christmas, Kwanzaa are all coming up
fast, so be a hero this year (for a
change)...Instead of showing up at someone's house
with a lousy bottle of wine that nobody will
drink (or it'll end up being
"re-gifted") bring something that's sure
to set you apart! Screw-off
tops or canned cranberry sauce can be the quickest
way to be de-invited for future events so spend a
few bucks and do a little planning today to bring
beautiful flowers, direct from Hawaii with you.
Ben's affordable
choice? Tropical
Colors. Order
on-line or give 'em a call toll-free (remember to
call after 1p ET/12n CT/11a MT and
10a PT because of the time difference): (800)
965-9732.

Guess who's attacking
the U.S. Post Office? It's our buddies in brown
polyester from UPS! Just
in time for the holiday shipping season, read
about a new UPS service that might stretch
your budget this year-and beyond.
While we're on the
topic of holiday shipping, make sure you
understand the high price of using a Mailboxes,
Etc., UPS Store or other neighborhood shipping
center: The price
of convenience? Sometimes
double...or more. Ouch! Read more.....

Still
looking for a cool birthday (or other special
occasion) gift that'll keep on giving, all
year
long? Then
give 'em a subscription to the Dose
of Dover...the
most reliable source of
insight and no s*** ideas available on the planet.
(You can afford it...it's free!)
Time to share the wealth!
Sign-up for a subscription
to the weekly Dose of Dover Newsletter right
here!

They can't stop spam-so
why do the Feds think they can "clamp
down" on pop-up ads? What
a buncha dopes...I'm
sure this latest move from Big Brother will scare
the scumbags that use this type of marketing
strategy...not!
Remember Dover's Rule:
Don't ever
buy anything from any
company that uses spam or pop-up ads.

Could there be a
hidden camera or microphone in your home? In your
office? In your hotel room? In the bathroom or
shower? How do you know? You
don't!!! Here's an affordable, Dover-tested
solution that'll give you piece
peace of mind.....

I hope you get a
newer, bigger, faster computer this holiday
season...but do you know how to properly dispose
of your old one? It
just ain't that easy dumping a computer anymore,
kids. In fact, pouring toxic chemicals down the
sewer might be easier...here's
some strategies that'll help you unload your
TRS-80....
Oops! Before you dump
your computer, you'd sure as hell better know how
to properly "wipe" your hard drive...or
risk letting some stranger into your extremely
personal cyber world! The
only sure way to erase your hard drive is to
"squeeze" it...writing over the old
information with new data-all zeros, for
instance-at least once and (preferably)
several times. A one-line command will do that for
Unix users, and for others, inexpensive software
from companies such as AccessData
works well.
Few people go to the
trouble necessary when "junking" an
older computer/hard drive: Many
ordinary computer users toss their old drives into
the closet, or take a sledgehammer to it. Or do
what I do, and spend a few bucks with your local,
Mom
& Pop-type computer
store...and get them to completely zap your
data...reformat the hard drive at least twice and
use the aforementioned squeeze method to fill the
blank spots with zeroes and then erase/reformat it
all over again...or you could not only be
embarrassed, but very sorry. (Just
ask Pete Townshend...)
By the way,
here's the best source in the nation for all
of your computer-related needs: You
really need to find a computer store that you can
trust...one that's knowledgeable and will sell you
exactly what you need--as well as protect your
precious data when you do decide to upgrade your
cyber-gear. No matter where you live,
Take
It Home Computers is
the best,
bar none. There's a
reason they fulfill the needs of smart consumers
from coast-to-coast. Don't waste your time
with faceless customer service from Dell
or Gateway or the big
chains. Check
'em out for yourself...you won't be
disappointed.

From the strange
bedfellows department this week-NPR's best friend
is none other than Ronald McDonald: It
looks like eating all of that McCrappy food really
will have a long-term benefit...here's how.

If
you (or someone you know) is even
remotely thinking about paying some non-profit credit
counseling service, hiring a debt re-negotiation
company or filing for bankruptcy, you might wanna read
this first:
Trust
me, you'll be more informed and a
lot more grateful 10-minutes (or
less) from now.....

Speaking
of brain-damage, Californians should check out
this special section on the website that'll
help you get a handle on your rights if you do
decide to pull the ripcord (that's slang for
filing for bankruptcy) on your creditors:
It's a
Q&A
with one of the top bankruptcy attorneys in the
state, and
a chance to debunk the half-truths being spewed
by those bottom-feeding tele-terrorists.

You've gotta love
those cellular phone company billing departments!
Now they're trying to collect from dead people.
From the December
'03 issue of Kiplinger's: "David
Towles of Auburn, MA received a Sprint bill for 12¢
at his legal address-Hillside Cemetery. Alerted to
its mistake by Auburn officials, Sprint stopped
dunning the deceased." (Can
he hear me (or see me) now?)

Didja know that your
personal and extremely private medical information
may be anything but personal and
private? Despite
the federal regulations that went into effect
earlier this year, here's
why loose lips could be sinking your privacy
ships.....

Attention all
bulimics: This newest warning from the American
Academy of Pediatrics could keep you from throwing
up! Put
down the barf-bag before you visit the medicine
cabinet.....

Dontcha
love the amazing resources I compile
every week in the Dose of Dover? Good! Then don't whine
about having to sign-up for free access:
Like anything in life,
there's always gonna be a trade-off on some level.
I embed dozens of links in every edition of this
newsletter, and my frequent sources,
The
New York Times, The
Dallas Morning News, The
Los Angeles Times, The
Orange County Register and
USA
Today require
varying levels of registration in order to access
their websites for free...with
one small caveat: If you try to hit an older story,
there's a reasonable chance that the news
organization has either moved the story to a new
URL, or to their archives. If it's archived,
there's a high probability that they'll charge you
for access to the story...usually under $3.
Don't whine about it...just pay 'em if you wanna
read it--or not. It's always your choice.
Also
worth noting: Nowhere
is it written that you have to give them
accurate information when you sign up for free
access on their website.
They'd like you to, but they'll never really
know. So use a disposable e-mail address (like Hotmail
or Yahoo)
and get creative when you register. But
just remember: They/we are giving
you a tremendous service for a great
price...free! So no
complaining...

Someone give you a case of herpes?
Really blister them...take 'em to court! Here's
why you'd better play credit report "show and
tell" before
you get too carried away: Go
after the scumbag through the criminal and civil
justice system--here's how...Plus:
How to figure out what that
savings bond that you got years ago is worth...And:
Why a game of "show and
tell" is a must for lovers. Guiding
you through life's STD-laden mine-field (one
outbreak at a time), check out the November 13,
2003 edition of Ask Benjamin Dover from The Dallas
Morning News right here!