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Tuesday, February 10, 2004

 

"To marry a second time represents the triumph of hope over experience."

Fire, brimstone and Barbie—a combination that’ll getcha thrown out of school: "H-E-Double-toothpicks" gets a 7 year old booted out of school.  [What the hell were they thinking?]

 

Jeeeeeeeeeesus!  What was this guy thinking? An American Airlines pilot who’s obviously hoping for an early retirement asked Christian passengers to identify themselves.  Hmmmmm…were the “others” relegated to the cargo holds?  Amazing…..

What’s worse than naming a baby Helen Hitler? I think marrying into the bin Laden family might run a close second.  Read how the events of 9/11 affected the former sister-in-law of the most wanted man on the planet.

 

Speaking of kid’s names—you might wanna double check that birth control patch before you do the horizontal hokie pokie—or you could end up with an unexpected tax deduction later this year!  Those gosh-darned counterfeiters are at it again, this time whipping out a batch of bogus Ortho Evra birth control patches.  The FDA is warning about these and a slew of other fake pharmaceuticals being offered by one particular cyber drug store…..

Cold weather making you think about getting a new set of wheels?  Time to cash in on [still] low interest rates...lower financing rates will give you more bang for your four-wheeled buck.  Click here to get a free copy of Ben's Smart Car Seminar guide to avoiding car-buying brain damage.

The key to avoiding auto buying heartache is to deal with an honest company in the first place: No matter where you're located, Manufacturer's Auto Leasing delivers on that promise, and more.  They've got the Dover Seal of Approval because they really are auto experts you can trust. Check 'em out for yourself.....

 
 

 

The geeks are right on point: “Learn or log off!!!” While the on-line world’s version of arsonists-on-the-loose continue to burn Internet users, their success depends on the stupidity and gullibility of clueless computer users who continue to break the most basic e-mail rule—don’t open attachments.  Read why the geeks are (rightfully) getting tweaked…..

 

Are you one of “those people” that have just gotta open e-mailed attachments?  Tech-TV’s website has some advice for you:  Here’s 10 terrific tips for the overly cyber-curious….. 

 

If you got infected by the recent e-mail laden virus attack, you already know you’re a dope. The only thing certain these days is that only the most cyber-stupid are spreading viruses more freely than a working girl in downtown Port au Prince: You’re really not naive enough to open e-mailed attachments...are you?  Here’s even more info about the latest digital plague.....

But didja hear about the good news from the latest cyberattack? It’s the unveiling of the National Cyber Alert System, another service from our pals at the Department of Homeland Security.


C’mon! It’s easy to get the latest information about the newest/most dangerous viruses running the Internet: Even better–it’s free!  Click here and sign up.....

Since we're on the subject of keeping you informed and in the loop, do you know what’s on your credit report? Here’s how to get a free copy, right here/right now! Look Einstein, your credit scores change every single hourwhen was the last time you saw a copy of yours? Click here and get a look at your reports...

There’s no such thing as a free lunch: Just because they position themselves as a source for a "free credit report," it doesn’t mean that they’re really free. They’ll give you a free 30-day trial with the hope that you won’t cancel and you’ll stick around for an entire year, but this service really is free if you cancel before the 30-days is up, so go for it.

 

Speaking of  Internet Ethics—should you have to pay for WiFi access if you discovered a neighbor foolishly failed to encrypt their wireless network in their near-by home or apartment?  It’s one of those burning questions that doesn’t require a shot of penicillin, just another Dose of Dover, by way of The New York Time’s “Ethicist” Randy Cohen…..

Let’s see–it’s the "off-time" of year and interest rates are at 6-month lows.  What other kicks-in-the-butt do you need to move into the home ownership world? Maybe you already own a home and just need to re-fi your investment, now's the time to get off the proverbial dime. Ben's no-brainer choice? W.R. Starkey Mortgage has the Dover Seal of Approval because they're the best, no-B.S. mortgage company in the nation...period. They consistently deliver on their company credo: "A different kind or mortgage company where people come first."  

If you're considering taking the home ownership plunge this year, get smart(er) about the process:  Click here to get your free copy of Ben's 2004 Home Buyer's Guide.  

Take the Dover-proven route to stress-free finance, and take advantage while interest rates are STILL at incredibly-low levels!  Do it all on-line or on the phone with the official mortgage company of www.benjamindover.com and your first (and only) stop: W.R. Starkey Mortgage.  Find a location near you or call their main number, toll-free: (888) 282-6632

 
Know a senior homeowner who's cash poor but home equity rich?  Here's how to flush out some cash and enjoy their years of hard work.  It's non-taxable, and will allow them to travel, pay for medications or hire health care professionals that will allow them to stay in their homes longer. Turn up the speakers and learn more from Ben's streaming video archive.....
 

 

Looking for a good night’s sleep?  Stay away from the hospital! Aside from lousy food and the fact that you’re usually surrounded by a buncha sick people, they’re terrible places to try to get a good night’s rest.  As an expert from my many post-motorcycle accidents stays, I always thought it was more than ironic when a nurse would pop in at 2 a.m., put a blood pressure cuff on my arm and check my pupil dilation by shining a penlight in my eyes—and then have the audacity to ask me why I wasn’t sleeping.  Read the latest medical revelation from The Mayo Clinic….

Looking for a real deal on higher-end Valentine's Day-related baubles?  The big day's only 4 days away...more motivation to check out Ben's diamond/jewelry buying tips...all assembled in one easy-to-reference section.....

 Looking for a good deal on a phony ID?  Your source might be better—and closer—that you think!  Good ol’ fashioned bribery is alive and well in America.  In this day and age of national hyper-vigilance, the biggest hole in our safety plan appears to be at your local DMV office.  Things have sure come a long way since I used to make fake black and white California driver’s licenses in the early 1970s…..

NostraDover strikes again, Part I:  Officials are warning of a “new credit card scam” that’s not that new—I told you all about here months ago (May 13, 2003 to be exact).  Circle the wagons and hang on to your credit cards.  Here’s why.

NostraDover strikes again, Part II:  Law enforcement is warning consumers about a counterfeit cashier’s check scheme victimizing consumers—something first reported on this site in May ’03 and in my Dallas Morning News column on June 5, 2003.  Yawn…you want an edge and vision?  I’m your source, kids.  Read more from this week's scintillating headlines…..

Don't go broke this Valentine's Day...just 4 days away: Here are some gift ideas that'll stretch your love-budget a little further..... 
    Incredible flowers--not overpriced roses--but beautiful and affordable flowers sent direct from Hawaii!
    Give the lady in your life something she'll like for a change?
    Reverse the hands of time--for him or for her?
    Send a gift that they'll love (and you can afford)?

NostraDover strikes again, Part III:  Divorcing any time in your future?  You’d better split the liabilities before you sign-off on the deal—something I’ve been warning you about for years.  Now Bankrate.com is jumping on the bandwagon…read their take on a Dover staple…..

 

Speaking of divorce—you might experience a domestic realignment sooner-rather-than-later:  Especially after you review Ben’s “How To Catch A Cheating Spouse” tips…just in time for Valentine’s Day…..

 

NostraDover strikes again, Part IV?!?  Glad they finally woke up!  “Experts” are warning consumers about the perils of trusting their troubled finances to a credit counseling firm.  At the risk of breaking my shoulder patting myself on the back, I’ve been warning you about this one for over a decade; check out the extensive section on this very-real risk for the debt-challenged amongst us…..

IRS-related troubles still hanging over your head?  Personal or business challenges aren't as hard to work out as you might think, especially if you hire the right representation to cut a deal with the world's most powerful debt collection agency.  Wanna read more about it?

Do you have gray hair?  (Or no hair?)  You’re being targeted by the bad guys!  AARP’s putting the word out about the latest scam targeting older consumers—fake Medicare discount drug cards. 

 

What’s more traumatizing than being flashed by another Whacko Jackson?  Seeing our legal system bogged down with another stupid lawsuit: Thin-skinned Terri Carlin filed a proposed class action lawsuit in Knoxville, TN over Janet’s nasty Super Stunt.  What an idiot—the next thing we’re gonna see is a lawsuit by the Amish community about the televised scandal.  Oops, nevermind…

Dontcha love the amazing resources I compile every week in the Dose of Dover? Good! Then don't whine about having to sign-up for free access: Like anything in life, there's always gonna be a trade-off on some level. I embed dozens of links in every edition of this newsletter, and my frequent sources, The New York Times, The Dallas Morning News, The Los Angeles Times, The Orange County Register and USA Today require varying levels of registration in order to access their websites for free...with one small caveat: If you try to hit an older story, there's a reasonable chance that the news organization has either moved the story to a new URL, or to their archives.  If it's archived, there's a high probability that they'll charge you for access to the story...usually under $3.  Don't whine about it...just pay 'em if you wanna read it--or not.  It's always your choice.

Also worth noting: Nowhere is it written that you have to give accurate information when you sign up for free access on their website. They'd like you to, but they'll never really know. So use a disposable e-mail address (like Hotmail or Yahoo) and get creative when you register.  But just remember: They/we are giving you a tremendous service for a great price...free!  So no complaining.....

When life happens (and it always will), money can get awfully tight.  Don't make bad decisions that make a lousy situation even worse. Here's where you can get your hands on Ben's popular pull-no-punches books and fire the debt collectors!  Or maybe you need to take legal actions and clear the slate in '04?  Read more here.....

 

Warning! The FDA’s going to make it easier to understand warnings! Oh good, combine that with child-proof caps and we’ll never get what we need…..

Where can you find a jeweler you can trust for repairs?  Where can you go for a deal on a high-end/pre-owned watch like a Rolex, or to customize a current Rolex with a new watch face or band?  Turn up your speakers and learn more from Ben's streaming video TV archive...

Expressing patriotic feelings that “we’re #1!” costs one American tourist a $17,200 fine in Brazil—are they just jealous, or just overly sensitive?  (How ’bout neither?)  Douglas Skolnick is not only a dope, but an Ugly American Dope, learning the hard way during his recent trip south of the equator…..

Still need to score a Valentine's Day gift on a budget?  Here's a gift that'll keep on giving, all year long!  Give 'em a subscription to the Dose of Dover...the most reliable source of insight and no s*** ideas available on the planet.  (You can afford it...it's free!)  Time to share the wealth!  Sign-up for a subscription to the weekly Dose of Dover Newsletter right here!

Love is a many splendid thing...until it goes awry: This week's column will spin your head--let's see if we can avoid the heartbreak of financial heartburn that goes with this tough territory...Plus: What you can do to keep tabs on your spouse's spending...And: Suffering from loneliness? Maybe you're not setting yourself up for success in the love department. Guiding you through life's battlefield (one STD test at a time), check out the February 12, 2004 (Valentine's Day) edition of Ask Benjamin Dover from The Dallas Morning News right here!

 

 


 
 
 

 

 

 
 

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