Tired Of E-Mail Promises To Make Millions Of $$$?

Worn Out With Telemarketer Phone Calls?

Don't Get Mad:

Have Fun Making Their Lives Miserable!

 

Posted:  April 1, 2004

You already know the names of the great masters.

 

Rembrandt.

Monet.

Florentine.

 

Florentine?  Yes, Jim Florentine...a man who's figured out a way to make a career out of torturing wayward telemarketers and other misguided souls who cross his twisted path.  This guy's a riot...check out his website and listen to samples from his Terrorizing Telemarketers CDs,  or watch his popular Crank Yankers TV show on Comedy Central.  And the perfect gift for the adult-adolescent in your life?  Meet The Creeps DVDs.

 

Tom Mabe's another talented tele-prankster: His website's loaded with samples of his work...and his southern-spin on making life miserable for the telemarketers is yet one more example of why America is the greatest country on earth.  Order Tom's CDs on-line right here.

 

How would you like to make prank phone calls like a pro?  Remember to be careful and not cross any legal lines of course, and keep in mind the technology of the day: Caller ID, Call Return and Call Trace could set you up for embarrassment if you fail to use good judgment...so don't get carried away and be stupid, and never obscene or threatening.  Okay, with all of the disclaimers and warning outta the way, you've got to check out this website that's been featured many times on Howard Stern's radio show.

 

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ebaumsworld.com is an amazing audio asset for any prankster who'd like to leverage the technology of the day to make phone calls as their favorite TV or movie star: The brains behind this site have edited audio snippets into an easy-to-use and spontaneous computer resource that's guaranteed to make your next funny phone call more memorable than ever before.  Check out samples from recognizable voices like Arnold Schwarznegger, Homer Simpson, Billy Bob Thornton in Sling Blade, Dr. Phil, Jack Nicholson, the King of All Media Howard Stern and alot more. 

 

It only takes one word to describe this website:  Brilliant. 

 

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Still looking for April Fool's Day-365-days-a-year ideas?  Here you go.....

    Tired of junk mail offers?  Here's how to make it expensive for the sender.....

    Even more ideas from another fertile source of pranks: www.thepayback.com

    Learn from the master--the man that literally wrote the book of score-settling: George Hayduke

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